And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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