ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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