Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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