I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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