how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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