i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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