He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
