Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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