hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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