never play flip cup with pint glasses
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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