I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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