Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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