I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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