So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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