The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
soo... how was my night?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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