i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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