It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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