My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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