How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I see more hoeing in ur future
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