Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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