They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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