Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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