she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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