It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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