no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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