fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
i believe in u and ur pee
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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