Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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