I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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