His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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