just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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