Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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