whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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