like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
There r osticjed everywhere
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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