plz talk dirty to me
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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