I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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