Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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