i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Randomize
