awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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