He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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