im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
