Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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