Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
