It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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