So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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