i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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