Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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