I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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