very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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