susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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