New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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