How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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