jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I need to sanitize my soul.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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