The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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