Jerry, you need to find god
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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