It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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