I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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